Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Police: Then why are you reporting it now?
Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

6 + 2 = 8 BUT SO DOES 5 + 3.

The way you do things is not always the only way to do them.

Respect Other People's Way Of Thinking..

Me: Mom wake me up at 06:00

Mom:

5:30 - Wake up its 06:00
5:40 - Wake up its 06:00
5: 50 - Wake up its 06:00
6:00 - Wake up its 07:00

Loyalti Tests

Test 1:

Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for hubby..
Hubby - Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.

Wife- Which people!?!?
Total silence...

Test 2:

A couple sees a hot girl.. Wife: So big, aren't they? Husband: Yes Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural.
Wife: Ear-rings & Natural??
Total Silence..

A man was sipping his whisky, while sitting on the balcony with his wife and he says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you."

The wife asks, "Is that you, or the whisky talking?".;;)

He replies, "It's me..... talking to the whisky."

Tamil guy takes his girlfriend on a dinner date.

Guy: My dinner treat! Come to Babu Ganeshan.

Girl Friend: Come to what?

Guy: Babu Ganeshan, I say.

Girl Friend: I don't know this place. I'll come to your house & you take me there.

Guy: You don't know Babu Ganeshan? Wokay, I'll take you there.

Girl Friend and Guy both reach Babu Ganeshan.

Girl Friend: Damn you idiot!!
It's pronounced...

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"Barbeque Nation!"

Happy New Year..! 2014

A very very happy new year to all of our readers and followers...

First Day of college..
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Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right
next to him, & he writes on paper
"i love you, do you love me ?"
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She replies"No"
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he didn't give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to another girl sitting left to him. And she replies"Yes"
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Moral of the story is:
RECYCLE PAPER and save trees, save earth !

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

...A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.