A bird was disturbing a girl all the
time.
Finally she caught it & decided to
kill it cruelly.
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She took it to the top of a building
& dropped it.
"After all Girls are so
intelligent".. :P

Relationships fail greatly cause....
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Girls watch romantic movies & want their love life to be the same

Guys watch porn & want their love life to be the same X_X

A real girl isn't perfect,
but a perfect girl isn't real too.

At midnight in a hospital, inside a lift, there was a nurse & a girl.They were passing thru 3rd floor which was a mortuary.
Suddenly d door of d lift opens. They saw a boy rushing 2 get inside.
d nurse was frightened & closed d lift immediately.
The girl got curious & asked the nurse: R u okay & why did u do that?
Nurse: I know him. He is 1 of our patients who died yesterday. Did u see that red tag on his wrist. We put red tag on dead patients..

In the dim light of lift the girl suddenly raised her wrist &asked smiling, Do u mean dis red tag?
& the lights went off...

85 yr old Virgin lady wanted her grave stone to be wrriten as ''born virgin lived virgin died virgin''.

The sculptor shortened it To 'PARCEL RETURNED UN0PENED'

SPACING ERROR

A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from her boss.
She sent her boss a 'Thank You' via SMS. The wife read the text and angrily shows her husband the message:

"Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thank you Sir".

An 8 year old kid was accused for rape.
The female lawyer holds the kid's penis and says to the judge:
"How can this rape someone??"
The kid leans towards the lawyer and says in a clam and soothing voice...

"Baby stop shaking it or you'll lose the case...!!"

Mind Your Own Business

A middle aged Man to a smoking Kid :-

"you should not smoke. It's dangerous for your health"

Kid : My Grandpaa lived for 100 years.

Man : did He smoked?

Kid : No, He used to mind his own business.:D=D =))

I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase
"Thanks for coming" >=)

Horror @ its best

Husband kills his unfaithful wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping. The weird thing was that d kid didn't ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing.
Father: Is there something u want to ask me?
Kid: I just wonder y mom is always standing BEHIND U??=)) X_X