6 Negatives lines ,with positive meanings....

1. Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle :D . 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name:D . 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again/:) . 4. Many people are alive only becoz its illegal to shoot them(n). 5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does juice** . 6. Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...!!