Women talk too much. That's why
men have developed a superpower
called SELECTIVE HEARING.
EXAMPLE:
When a woman says:
"This house is a mess, Honey You and I need to clean this, Your stuff is all on the floor, You will be without clothes If u don't wash them NOW."
Men only hear:
"bla, bla, bla, HONEY
YOU AND I, bla, bla, bla
bla, bla, bla, ON THE FLOOR
bla, bla, bla, WITHOUT CLOTHES
bla, bla, bla, NOW
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2 week Company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughs and says: An Italian girl!!!
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up at the airport and asks:
So, honey, how was the trip?
Very good, thank you. And, what happened to my present?
Which present? She asked.
The one I asked for - an Italian girl !!
Oh, that she said: Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait nine months to see if it's a girl!!!:x =))
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me, buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."
(I'm sure you're going back to read this again!!)
