Selective Hearing

Women talk too much. That's why
men have developed a superpower
called SELECTIVE HEARING.
EXAMPLE:

When a woman says:
"This house is a mess, Honey You and I need to clean this, Your stuff is all on the floor, You will be without clothes If u don't wash them NOW."

Men only hear:
"bla, bla, bla, HONEY
YOU AND I, bla, bla, bla
bla, bla, bla, ON THE FLOOR
bla, bla, bla, WITHOUT CLOTHES
bla, bla, bla, NOW