WHAT SEX CAN DO...!

1. It makes some people religious: Oh God! Oh My
God! Yes! God!

2. It gives some people their first musical lesson:
mmmm...aaaahh...ooooh...aaahhh

3. Makes some people natural competitors:
Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr!

4. It makes some people announce their own obituary:
Ahh you are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me!

5. It makes some ladies become terrorists:
Destroy it! Don't show any damn mercy! Just tear it apart! Don't do it with mercy! I am not your sister. Do it harderrr...HARDER!

6. Others become respectful:
Give it to me please.. please ... mmm... please I'm begging.

7. Some show sudden loyalty:
I love you! You are my life! I'm yours forever! You are the best! Say whatever you want. Jack me any how and it's yours!

8. Makes some people become beggars:
Yeah please don't stop! Please I beg in God's name give it to me!

Funny thing sex is... =))