I'm on my way 2 the hospital right now..
My neighbor's kid swallowed my 4GB memory card and now he is busy singing all the songs on
the memory card!!
Praying he doesn't get to the video section anytime soon!!:...

Girl... Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship thru viber. I need your blessing and good wishes daddy...

Dad said:
Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun online. Buy your kids on e-bay, send them thru g-mail and if you are fed up with your husband... Sell him on OLX....