Girl... Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship thru viber. I need your blessing and good wishes daddy...

Dad said:
Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun online. Buy your kids on e-bay, send them thru g-mail and if you are fed up with your husband... Sell him on OLX....