A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

"Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!":)

Height Of A True Bad Luck

A Guy & A Girl Met Last Time 4 Their Break-Up..
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Girl's Father Caught Them
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Now They are a Married Couple... :p :O

A Five-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's Surgery. "Why is your stomach so big?" he asks. "I'm having a baby," she replies. "Is the baby in your stomach?" he asks, with his big eyes. "Yes, it is," she says. "Is it a good baby?" he asks, with a puzzled look. "Oh, yes. A really good baby," the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: "Then why did you eat him?"

We live in a generation where "DELETING HISTORY" is more important than "CREATING HISTORY" =D :p X_X

Santa: I m proud on myself, My son is in Medical College in London. B )(*)
Banta: Really what is he studying?*nerd*
Santa: He is not studying, they are studying on him!:D

In '1992'

Boy : Im in love with you !
Girl : Im in a Relationship
Boy : Ok (Commits Suicide) o_O

In '2002'

Boy : Im in Love with you :|
Girl : Im in a Relationship !
Boy : Okay I will find Another
One !:p

In '2013'

Boy : Im in love with you :p
Girl : Im in a Relationship :s
Boy : Okay I will wait for your
'BREAK UP' :D

World's Thinnest Book published .... is titled "WHAT A WOMAN WANTS"
It has only 1 Page with only 1 Word
"EVERYTHING"..!!
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See how simple Ladies are ;)
All the Major things a woman needs in her lifetime start with the letter "M". Man. Money. . Makeup. Mercedes. Movies. , mall.
Last but not the least. And most important.
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Maid :=))

It Doesn't matter how old you grow up, You'll always get disappointed if your biscuit falls in the tea.=D =))

Mom called me and said she is coming tomorrow. Her train will reach by morning 4:00 o'clock.

Wife: What !!! She came just 4 months back only, right? Why is she coming now again..? Tomorrow is Sunday. I thought of getting up late but your mom had to come on a Sunday itself and that too morning 4:00 o'clock. Where will she get an auto at that time? I will not make any warm breakfast...she will have to do with biscuits and bread. The kids will also not go to play as she spoils them by getting chocolates, toffees and pastries for them. How many days is she going to stay..????

Husband: Not my mom, your mom is coming !!!!

Wife: Wow!!...Really!! Great mom is coming. It's been more than 2 months I have seen her. Listen na..I have the number of the auto driver...please call him and tell him to reach the station on time tomorrow morning. It's good tomorrow is Sunday, I will get up early and make breakfast of upma and idli. She will get cakes and cookies for the kids and they will play and enjoy with their grandmother. Hope she stays for a fortnight. You can't beat that !!!!!

SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH. AND TO ANY WOMAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT :)

You are born original,
don't die as a copy..

Dont care if someone doesnt like You, you were not put on earth to please anyone..

Life is to express yourself not to impress anyone..!