A Five-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's Surgery. "Why is your stomach so big?" he asks. "I'm having a baby," she replies. "Is the baby in your stomach?" he asks, with his big eyes. "Yes, it is," she says. "Is it a good baby?" he asks, with a puzzled look. "Oh, yes. A really good baby," the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: "Then why did you eat him?"