A Man goes to Five Star Hotel....

Man :- “One Vodka Price”<=-P

Waiter :- “Rs. 5/- Sir”\=D/

Man :- What Only Rs. 5/ ??:O:>
Can I Also Have One Pizza Please" ??:s

Waiter :- “Rs. 7/- Sir” :D

Man :- “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner of this Hotel” ?? \=D/:>

Waiter :- “No Sir, He’s Busy With My
Girlfriend” !!!! >:O#:-s

Man :- “What’s He Doing With Your
Girlfriend” ???? :/

Waiter :- “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here“ !!!!X_X =)) :p