One day a teacher was talking about
marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...

Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...
do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?

Johnny : No, no...

Teacher: oh so u want her to be round and white?

Johny: No, no...

Teacher: Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like the moon?

Johny: No, no...
I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...!!!

man will be man :p :D