A lawyer came home after having sex in his car. The girl forgot her bra and panty in the car. The wife found them, tore them up and shouted: "You dirty bastard!!! You have been screwing ur secretary." Without blinking an eyelid, the lawyer shouted back: "Bitch!! You have just destroyed the only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. You can now forget abt that diamond necklace u were asking for!".
The wife fell to her knees, crying & trying 2 repair the torn pieces & the lawyer walked away smiling...

Moral: Start studying LAW.