Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That's easy,49.

Boss : What are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She jst crosses it because the crocodiles Are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er .I guess she drowned?

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane.
You may leave now..

Moral: No matter how much you prepare, if the boss wanna fuck you up, anyhow he will...