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Sunday, December 2, 2012

An Irishman, a Mexican and Santa were sitting down at the parapet of the 20 story building they were working on. Irishman opened his lunch, and said: " corned beef! If I get corned beef one more time I'll jump off this building!".
Mexican opened his lunch, and said:" burritos! If I get burritos one more time I'll jump too!".
Santa then opened his lunch, and said:"
AlooParantha! If I get it one more time I'll jump too .".
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch,
saw corned beef, then jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw burritos, and jumped to his death.
Then our Santa opened his lunch, saw Parantha, and jumped to his death.
At their funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping: " If I knew he was tired of corned
beef, I could've given him something else!".
The mexican's wife was also crying:" I
could've given him enchiladas, if I knew he
hated burritos!".
Everyone looked at the Santa's wife.
She said: " don't look at me. The idiot makes
his own lunch!"

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