First joke on Santa's Wife...

A plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when
Gurpreet in economy class gets up, and
moves to the first class section and sits
down. The flight attendant watches her do
this, and asks to see her ticket she then tells
Gurpreet that she paid for economy class,
and that she will have to sit in the back.
Gurpreet replies, "I’m Santa's wife, I’m
beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m
staying right here."
the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and
tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is
Santa's wife sitting in first class, that belongs
in economy, and won't move back to her
seat.
The co-pilot goes back to Gurpreet and tries
to explain that because she only paid for
economy she will have to leave and return to
her seat. Gurpreet replies, "I’m Great Santa's
wife, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh
and I’m staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably
should have the police waiting when they
land to arrest her who won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is Santa's wife?
I'll handle this; I’m married to a her siblings.
I speak her language too."
He goes back to Gurpreet and whispers in
her ear, and she says, "oh, I’m sorry." and
gets up and goes back to her seat in
economy..
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed
and asked him what he said to make her
move without any fuss.
"I told her, "first class isn't going to
Chandigarh."X_X