A Must Must Must Read For Everyone...
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A man is driving down the road & breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, & says, "My car broke down. Do u think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You are not a monk'.". The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway & goes away. Some years later, d same man breaks down in front of d same monastery D monks again accept him. That night, he hears d same strange sound that he had heard yrs earlier. D next morning, he asks what d sound was, but d monks reply, "v can't tell u. U're not a monk". D man says, " I'm dying to know. If d only way I can find out what that sound was, is 2 become a monk, how do I becum a monk?". D monks reply, "U must travel d earth & tell us how many blades of grass der r & d exact number of sand pebbles". D man sets bout his task.
Some 45 yrs later, he returns & says, "I have traveled d earth & have found wat u had asked
4. Der r 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass & 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on d
earth." D monks reply, "U r correct & now u are a monk. V shall now show u d way to d sound"..
D monks lead d man to a wooden door, where d head monk says, "D sound u seek is behind
dat door". D man reaches 4 d knob, but d door is locked. He asks 4 d key. D monks give him
d key, and he opens d door. Behind d wooden door is another door made of stone. D man
requests d key 2 d stone door. D monk gives him d key, & he opens it, only 2 find a door
made of ruby & so it went until d man had gone thru doors of emerald,.. silver, topaz &
amethyst.. Finally, d monks say, "Dis is d key 2 d last door". D man is relieved 2 no end. He
unlocks d door, turns d knob, & behind dat door he is astonished 2 find d source of dat
strange sound. But I can't tell u wat it is coz
You're not a monk!!!
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A man is driving down the road & breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, & says, "My car broke down. Do u think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You are not a monk'.". The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway & goes away. Some years later, d same man breaks down in front of d same monastery D monks again accept him. That night, he hears d same strange sound that he had heard yrs earlier. D next morning, he asks what d sound was, but d monks reply, "v can't tell u. U're not a monk". D man says, " I'm dying to know. If d only way I can find out what that sound was, is 2 become a monk, how do I becum a monk?". D monks reply, "U must travel d earth & tell us how many blades of grass der r & d exact number of sand pebbles". D man sets bout his task.
Some 45 yrs later, he returns & says, "I have traveled d earth & have found wat u had asked
4. Der r 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass & 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on d
earth." D monks reply, "U r correct & now u are a monk. V shall now show u d way to d sound"..
D monks lead d man to a wooden door, where d head monk says, "D sound u seek is behind
dat door". D man reaches 4 d knob, but d door is locked. He asks 4 d key. D monks give him
d key, and he opens d door. Behind d wooden door is another door made of stone. D man
requests d key 2 d stone door. D monk gives him d key, & he opens it, only 2 find a door
made of ruby & so it went until d man had gone thru doors of emerald,.. silver, topaz &
amethyst.. Finally, d monks say, "Dis is d key 2 d last door". D man is relieved 2 no end. He
unlocks d door, turns d knob, & behind dat door he is astonished 2 find d source of dat
strange sound. But I can't tell u wat it is coz
You're not a monk!!!
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