Two drunks visit a brothel, the madam looks
at them & tells her manager:
"go & put inflatable (balloon type) dolls in
the bed rooms, they r too drunk 2 notice"
during walk 2 home, 1st man says:
"I think my girl was dead, she never moved
or made a sound"
2nd guy says:
"could b worse, I think mine was a witch"
1st: "why would u say that?"
2nd: "wel I gave her a litle bite on her ass,
she farted on my face and flew out of
window... =D =)) =D