Grandma and Grandpa were watching a
healing service on the television.
The evangelist called to all who wanted to be
healed to go to their television set, place one
hand on the TV and the other hand on the
body part where they wanted to be healed.
Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the
television set, placed her right hand on the
set and her left hand on her arthritic
shoulder that was causing her to have great
pain.
Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed
his right hand on the set and his left hand on
his crotch.
Grandma scowled at him and said, 'I guess
you just don't get it. The purpose of doing
this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead. =))