Wife says to husband:
W: Come help in the garden.
Husband: Who do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:Who do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:Who do u think I am?a carpenter?
The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbor's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or to sleep with him...
Husband:I'm sure,you gave him a
hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??
Mc Donalds?