A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!!
A friend asked - How did U make it possible??
Husband - We went 2 Shimla 4 our
Honymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got
up, patted d Horse's back & said "Dis is your
1st time".
After a while,it happened again.
She said "dis is your 2nd time" & When it
happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun &

shot d horse.
I shouted, U psycho, U killed d horse.
She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st
time".
Since then v r very happy..