Santa being intrviewd at UK Embasy
CONSULATE: ur name please?
Santa: Santa
CONSL: Sex?
Santa: Ten times a day.
CONSL: I mean male or female.
Santa: Both male/female & sometimes
Camels.
CONSUL: You seem Ugly.
Santa:Yes Ugly & Pichli both sides.

CONSL: Freaky Ass!
Santa: Yes sometimes free ki ass somtimes
have to pay.
CONSL: Man you are hostile?
Santa: Horse style, dog style any style.
Consl: Ohhh dear!
Santa: Deer?
No deer they run very fast.