BEWARE ADULT HUMOR
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has
been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to
look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to
a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he
gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets
up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in

there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at
his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex,
don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he
tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be
strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't
kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my
ear. He told me he was gay, thought you
were cute, and asked me if we had any
vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too!!"