Jignesh "My elbow really hurts. I guess I
should see a doctor."?
His friend "Don't be so desi. There's
computer at the drug store that can diagnose
anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the
computer will diagnose your problem and tell
you what you can do about it. It only costs
$10.00."???
Jignesh figured he had nothing to lose, so he

filled a jar with a urine sample and went to
the drug store.
Finding the computer, he poured in the
sample and deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and
various lights started flashing. After a brief
pause, out popped a small slip of paper
which read?? You have tennis elbow. Soak
your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor.
It will be better in two weeks.
That evening, while thinking how amazing this
new technology was and how it would change
medical science forever, Jignesh began to
wonder if this could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try.
He mixed together some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, and urine samples from
his wife and daughter. To top it off, he
masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the
computer, poured in the sample and
deposited the $10.00.? The machine again
made the usual noises, flashed lights, and
printed out the following analysis:???
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water
softener.?
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with
anti-fungal shampoo.?
3. Your daughter is getting' screwed by three
guys at the same time and has urinary
infection. Put her on Antibiotic and keep a
track of her outings.
4. Your wife is pregnant . . . twins. They
aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. And Bastard, If you don't stop
masturbating, your elbow will never get
better! =)) =D =)) =D