Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have
one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle
registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the
owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in
the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs
away to his car, and calls for back up. Within
minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his
half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your
vehicle
please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you
have stolen this car and murdered the
owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the
trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing
nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration
papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you
do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls
out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my
officers told me you didn't have a license,
that you stole this car, and that you
murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I
was speeding too.