Posting this MASTERPIECE for all those
reading for the first time....
Rest please ignore:
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If you farted consistently for 6 years & 9
months, enough gas is produced to create
the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure

when it pumps out to the body to squirt
blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its
head before it starves to death.(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.):D
Banging your head against a wall looses 150
calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)8-|
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a
football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)=-?
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a
pond?>:/ )
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next
life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)8-|
The strongest muscle in the body is the
tongue.(Hmmmmmm..)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine
years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)/:)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump.(Still want 2 b the pig)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that
out?)*nerd*
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I
know some people like that)
Starfish have no brains(I know some people
like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch,
they'll live a lot longer)
Humans & dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
You've smiled at least once, so spread these
crazy facts & send to someone you want to
smile....
lucky pigs!!!!!