Manmohan Singh, Asif Ali Zardari, Hillary
Clinton and Sonia Gandhi are traveling in a
train from Paris to London to watch the
Olympics.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a
slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
Manmohan and Sonia are sitting there

looking perplexed.
Zardari is bending over holding his face,
which is red from an apparent slap. All of
them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistanis are all crazy after girls. He
must have kissed Hillary in the tunnel. Very
proper that she slapped him.
Hillary is thinking:
Zardari must have tried to kiss me but kissed
Sonia instead and got slapped.
Zardari is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have kissed Hillary
or Sonia. She might have thought it was me
and slapped me.
Now guess what the Manmohan is thinking??
.
.
.
"If this train goes through another tunnel I
will make another kissing sound and slap
that bastard again"